If you’ve been reading my blog lately then you know that I’m not feeling 100% these days. I’m super happy don’t get me wrong on that, but there are some major lifestyle/getting my shit together/health changes I need to focus big time on for the sake of my own well-being and in effect, the entire family unit’s.

Therefore, the direction of this blog over the next little while will be more towards bits and pieces of things here and there. I dunno how else to describe it. Basically there will be less writing and more pictures, music and random bits so I can devote more time to things like sleeping, eating, exercise, etc. Yeah, if you’ve got a cool meme please throw it my way. Just until I get myself/health, etc. sorted – and can brain again. Thanks!

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Last night I had a dream where I was just ripping up and down the Sea to Sky Highway (the highway that connects Vancouver and Whistler for you non-locals) in a brand spankin’ new Yukon Denali like this:

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The entire highway and freeway to North Van was like a closed course just for me – and I’d drive back and forth at high speeds never having to worry about radar traps, traffic or construction. Maybe I was driving for a GM commercial. Weird.

The interpretation:

DRIVING:

To dream that you are driving a vehicle, signifies your life’s journey and your path in life. The dream is telling of how you are moving and navigating through life. If you are driving on a curvy road, then it indicates that you are have difficulties in achieving your goals and the changes associated with it.

Alternatively, driving a car in your dream, is analogous to your sex life and sexual performance. Consider how you are driving and what kind of car you are driving and how it relates to your waking sex life.

Hmmm. Not sure what speeding in a Denali says about my sex life/performance. What if I was creeping through traffic in a minivan? Doing the limit in a Toyota Corolla? Random.

SPEEDING:

To dream that you are speeding, indicates that you are compelled and driven to complete something. As a result, you may be pushing people away.

Hmm.

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Anyway, since I’m not feeling too hot, Col took the day off and I decided to go shopping for all the things I want but will probably never have unless we win the lottery. (Remember when I said I’d have a hard time buying things for myself if I won the lottery? Well, that’s because I hate shopping and everything about it. I despise malls and fitting rooms and looking through clothes, you know? I’d much rather just throw fistfuls of hundred dollar bills at people and let them shop for their own treasures)

But pretend online shopping? Obviously I can do it well.

These are just a few pretend essentials in my pretend post-lottery win wardrobe (oh, and I’ll take the Denali, too. It was a sweet ride):

Billabong Annie Scarf

Billabong Quinn Top

Coal Maya Scarf

Coal Nichols Arm Warmer

Dakine Ella Bag

Dakine Sophia Purse

Element Manhattan Shirt

Matix Slash Pocket Denim

Nikita Blissful Dress

Nikita Comfy Shirt

Nikita Twilight Dress

Nixon Vega Stainless Steel Watch

Rip Curl Tango Top

Roxy Aries Tank Top

Roxy Georgia Sweater Dress

*Edited to add: I have to laugh at this ’sweater’. Good luck with finding a bra to work with this one, jeez* …

RVCA Ariel Sweater

RVCA Crash Scarf

Vans Kim Saigh Tattoo Art Belt

Volcom Cosmic Day Dress

Volcom Dot Your I's Dress

Volcom Dot Your I's Top

WeSC Callie Skirt



10 Responses to “still can’t brain.”  

  1. I can pretend I own those too – you know in the name of solidarity and all :)

    LOVE all that stuff!

  2. 2 EveGrey

    I love that belt!

  3. Dude, I still can’t brain either. It’s been almost 6 months since I had my second child and I’m ALL OVER THE PLACE. I have no idea what “normal” is any more! Any who, where’d you do all of this “dream” online shopping? I love some of those tops!

    • All items were found on dogfunk.com – I’ve listed the exact item name of each item under the pic – just touch the pic :)

  4. Oh Huck, I feel ya on the can’t brain deal, and how being super happy is not the same as being completely on your game. Totally get it.

    As for your pretend wardrobe: A-freaking-dorable! I would totally pretend buy that stuff too, except then I’d have to pretend buy a new body type.

  5. pretending…

    hey, my friend, where did you get your dream interpretation?

  6. nice choice of clothes…
    i love the purses. i’m a purse girl… purses and shoes. because they always fit. doesn’t matter how much of a fat day you’re having… the purse always fits.

  7. dogfunk… I thought I read dogfuck! wow… put that in a dream and smoke it.

  8. When you pretend shop, you totally go all out! I love the dresses! And seriously? Arm warmers? Huh, whoulda thunk? I think I want some too now.


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